i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
This is Franz...so..um..yeah. (:
I’m not fine as in fine, but fine as in you don’t have to worry about me.
— Dr. Gregory House (via 1112pm)
We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
— my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)